don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via thagirlwithkaleidoscopeeyes)
FUCK PERIODS!!!
- Period: WAKE UP, BITCH, YOU HAVE CRAMPS.
- Period: How about junk food for breakfast?
- Period: How’s that back pain? Feeling better? Let’s fix that.
- Period: Think I can’t soak a third pair of pants in blood before the end of the day? Challenge accepted.
- Period: How much pain reliever are you capable of ingesting in a 24-hour period? Let’s find out.
- Period: Got things to do? Don’t care. CRAMPS.
- Period: For dinner, you’re eating pizza and pain.
- Period: Unders feel constantly wet. Constantly horny.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Yell at it.
- Period: You totally feel like scrubbing the shit out of everything you own today, right?
